ugh summer
look at my awful tan line
ugh summer
look at my awful tan line

What do you mean “servings per container”?
If it’s all in one container, it’s one serving.
That I will eat.
Right now.
By myself.
- YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
- put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
- YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
- carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
- OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
- broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
- WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA
- collection of politely worded love letters.
Samir Naji al Hasan Moqbel, Gitmo is killing me
The only reason I am still here is that President Obama refuses to send any detainees back to Yemen. This makes no sense. I am a human being, not a passport, and I deserve to be treated like one.
I do not want to die here, but until President Obama and Yemen’s president do something, that is what I risk every day.
… The situation is desperate now. All of the detainees here are suffering deeply. At least 40 people here are on a hunger strike. People are fainting with exhaustion every day. I have vomited blood.
And there is no end in sight to our imprisonment. Denying ourselves food and risking death every day is the choice we have made.
I just hope that because of the pain we are suffering, the eyes of the world will once again look to Guantánamo before it is too late.
(via theamericanbear)
When I first heard about the bombings in Boston earlier this afternoon, my reaction was sterotypical: I was shocked and saddened. My heart went out to the victims and their families. An event that is literally world-famous, which draws tens of thousands of competitors annually, and which is a…




people who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being in a relationship
People who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being single.
People who literally cannot shut the fuck up.
